Crappy Advice

Improve Facebook Relationships

crappyadvice — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:17:41 +0000

If you want to endear yourself to your Facebook friends today, post the following comment on their pages:

“[Your Name Here] didn’t post a comment on your page, because he is bored with you and your page.”

Mend Fences

crappyadvice — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:13:07 +0000

If you are having a fight with a neighbor, here is an excellent way to “mend fences”:

1. Get a brown paper bag and a lighter.

2. Talk a walk around the neighborhood and find abandoned dog feces; place feces in paper bag.

3. Place filled paper bag and your business card on neighbor’s porch; light bag on fire.

4. Ring neighbor’s doorbell and run away fast.

Welcome to the Crappy Advice Blog

crappyadvice — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:45:10 +0000

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